15 Hilarious and All-Too-Accurate Sales Memes

 

1) When my prospect tells me they're checking out my competitors

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Source: Cold Call Me Maybe

2) When it's been a long month quarter

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Source: Sales Humor

3) Sweet, sweet victory

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Source: The Daily Sales

4) Guess not

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Source: ThinkAdvisor

5) They finally answered

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Source: Unknown

6) Dat payday tho

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Source: NextGen Leads

7) Ruh-roh, this isn't good

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Source: Sales Humor

8) Things will get better ... right?

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Source: Unknown

9) When my new LinkedIn contact opens up a major source of leads

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Source: Cold Call Me Maybe

10) I'd really prefer it if you bought now

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Source: LeadFuze

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